Taiga

I have such a love-hate relationship with The Sims 3. I finally decided to try out Ambitions yesterday, so I made a sim for the purpose of trying out the "inventing" path FOR SCIENCE!

And I ended up creating a grey TARDIS time machine. That's... kinda neat, too bad it's just a rabbit hole and you can't direct them to do anything.

So anyway, at one point she got married, and I realized you can "whohoo" (ah sims PC terms) in the time machine in the past and the present. I decided, what the heck, and whohooed in the past and everything. Realizing it was faster than doing it in the bed (... what am I saying?) I decided to always use that, including to "try for baby" in the past. No biggie right?

So a day after "trying for baby" in the past, I was about to try again since it seemed like it failed 'cause she wasn't pregnant. But before that, a third character window suddenly popped up, and I got a system message.

"Mother, Father, I'm home! This is a much better place than that cave you left me in!"

And out of nowhere, a fully grown adult woman in medieval clothing pops out of the SIMDIS *shot for bad pun*. And yes, she's biologically related to both my sims. And she wants to be the BEST FIREFIGHTER EVAR!

I think my face was stuck like o______________________0 for a good five minutes.

Elia: Holy crap, we messed up the space-time continuum badly this time! I don't even remember being pregnant!

Husband: Okay, we're never whohooing in the time machine ever again!!!

Elia: Exacly! .......... soooooo, what would happen if we tried for a kid in the future instead?

Husband: ... want to find out?

Elia: HELL YEAH!

Holly: BEST FIREFAITHAR EVAR!