Cue big no.

[taiga_ameca]

MAJOR GOLDEN SUN: DARK DAWN SPOILERS!

SEX MAKES BABIES


Thank you.

Comments

[yuriranch.livejournal.com]

NO WAY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

[taiga_ameca]

You better believe it.

[yuriranch.livejournal.com]

There is no way I would believe such a ridiculous notion.

Everyone knows storks make babies!

[taiga_ameca]

Okay, time to tell you a big secret...


You have a father.

[yuriranch.livejournal.com]

Well yes, I realize this, but what does that have to do with storks and babies?

[taiga_ameca]

You'll see...

[yuriranch.livejournal.com]

Stop trying to confuse my old-days brain!

[taiga_ameca]

Don't worry, once you get there, this entire conversation will make sense.

I promise.

[yuriranch.livejournal.com]

... ... wait is there seriously something about this in the game?

[taiga_ameca]

... yes.

[yuriranch.livejournal.com]

... ... ... I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

[taiga_ameca]

Well... it's a bit more on the headdesking side with a dash of laughing.


But I prefer this version of the facts... If you don't mind some spoilers.

[yuriranch.livejournal.com]

.... pfft.

I can't get this game any time soon, aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh but anyway, wow.