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MAJOR GOLDEN SUN: DARK DAWN SPOILERS!

SEX MAKES BABIES

Thank you.

NO WAY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

You better believe it.

There is no way I would believe such a ridiculous notion.

Everyone knows storks make babies!

Okay, time to tell you a big secret...

You have a father.

Well yes, I realize this, but what does that have to do with storks and babies?

You'll see...

Stop trying to confuse my old-days brain!

Don't worry, once you get there, this entire conversation will make sense.

I promise.

... ... wait is there seriously something about this in the game?

... yes.

... ... ... I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Well... it's a bit more on the headdesking side with a dash of laughing.

But I prefer this version of the facts... If you don't mind some spoilers.

.... pfft.

I can't get this game any time soon, aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh but anyway, wow.